Imagine Something, Inc.

We imagine something.

Imagine Something, Inc. is a business. You can tell because we have a fax machine.

Every morning at 6:00 a.m., our 400 Vice Presidents put on their suits, sit around a very long table, and imagine something. At 6:04 a.m. they stop. Then they go to lunch until it gets dark.

What do we imagine? We are legally not allowed to say. Mostly boats.

We have no products, no services, and no clients. Last year we made $900 billion, which we also imagined. Our stock is up. We imagined that too.

The company was founded after someone had a dream about a briefcase. The briefcase is in the lobby. Do not open the briefcase.

Our Values

1. i. Business.
2. ii. Suits.
3. iii. Business suits.